tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

fuckyeahzarry:

"remember when you used to lik- "

image

bikinipowerbottom:

"are you one of those dramatic gays?"

me: image

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”