buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

hibiene:

when u and ur friends hang out

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richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

(Source: mittermeyer)

6yr:

grandma, can you knit me a boyfriend

(Source: 6yr)

ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

(Source: rose-lalame)

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters)

yoncehaunted:

When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

(Source: freddifish)

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patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you